Want to beCUM a VIP for FREE?? :)

I know you might be horny while going through this join page and only
thinking with ONE head lol so just want to make sure you understand
you're signing up for the "Regular" membership that doesn't come
with any of the VIP extras like the ability to download my pics
and vids or the personalized 1on1 email convos with me or the
custom content discount or access to my private Snap
or the personalized welCUM picture right?? :)

BUT...

Would you want all that stuff for FREE though?? :)

If you choose the 6 month option for your "Regular" membership,
you will be automatically upgraded to VIP status and all the
XXXtra VIP benefits that CUM along with it ;)

No thanks, I want to pass on this one-time deal and be Regular ($50/month)

Yes please, I want the FREE VIP Upgrade option
($297/6 months, which actually comes out to even LESS than Regular at just $49.50/month ;)